Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Release Blitz: Excerpt and Review for Monster Prick (Screwed #1.5) by Kendall Ryan

It's release day for Kendall Ryan and this super hot novella. Are you ready to meet MONSTER PRICK? Just check out the excerpt and my review!


Over my dead body. 

That's what I told Gracie when she informed me of her plan to pick some random guy she met online to get rid of her pesky virginity. 

If anyone is touching her, it's going to be me. 

I shouldn't even be considering it, but I can't get it out of my head: her, under me, begging me. 

Arrogant. Cocky. Prick. 

Those are the words I’d use to describe my older brother’s dangerously handsome best friend. 

When he learned of my plan to kick off my white cotton briefs, ditching my good girl persona once and for all by losing my virginity to the first eligible bachelor I could find, he flipped out. Said over his dead body. 

He says if anyone’s going to do it, it’s going to be him. 

I hate that I’m even considering his offer. 

But I am … I sooo am. 

Ever since he suggested it, all I can think about is his cocky smile on those full lips as he’s driving in to me. 

But if we cross that line … will I ever be able to go back? 

MONSTER PRICK, a sexy romantic comedy, is a spin off novella from SCREWED, but can be read as a standalone, as it features a new couple.



“What if I could help you?”

I have no idea what the hell I was thinking. The words just leaped out of my mouth. Listening to Gracie talk about kicking off her granny panties and popping her cherry with some random Internet dick...I guess it drove me temporarily insane.

But there's no taking back the idea now. Gracie sucks in her breath, blinking wide-eyed. “What do you mean?” she asks.

What do I mean? Here I am, sitting next to the world's most beautiful girl—drowning in her eyes, her scent, the gentle puff of her breath on my mouth that begs me to close the distance. I know what I want, but I also know what will happen if I take it. My best friend will rip off my balls and feed them to me. And I'll probably deserve every second.

But sweet Jesus, I'm pretty sure Gracie wants this, too, and that's enough to blow my better judgment to pieces. All I care about right now is making her feel better. In as many ways as possible. And if her slightly quickened breathing, blown pupils, and flushed cheeks are anything to go by...

As an experiment, I dart out the tip of my tongue to wet my lips. Her darkened eyes drop like a magnet yanked them. Yeah, bingo. Having a little black book as thick as the dictionary has its advantages. I know damn well how to tell when a woman wants me.


★★  stars

I've been looking forward to this book for quite some time. I love romantic comedies and books featuring characters who have known each other for some time. In this case it's Gracie who has finished college and entering the adult world, but has been unable to get rid of her feelings for her brother Hayden's best friend Hudson and is still holding onto her hymen just because no one else has made her feel the way he does. The problem is Hudson has been giving her the could shoulder for so long she's given up hope he's going to see her as a woman. 

I really liked how the story was set up, with both Gracie and Hudson letting us into their heads as they told us about how the felt, etc. I also liked how Gracie delved a little into their past just so I could get a feel as to how things were between them. I like Gracie was worried she was pining for Hudson and her feelings for him were all one-sided. It seems we both worried needlessly and the attraction was reciprocated.

They had wonderful chemistry together; It was hot. I read the book quickly and enjoyed it thoroughly. I liked seeing Hayden and Emery and even though I haven't read their book, I in no way felt lost. Although, I was on edge because I kept waiting for a twist towards the end of the book or some sort of major conflict, and there wasn't one, so I felt slightly let down. Over all, this novella is a hot, quick, and enjoyable read. I think you'll enjoy it like I did.

*Thank you to the publicist for providing a copy in exchange for an honest review. All opinions are my own and I was not compensated for them in any manner.*

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About the Author

A New York Times, Wall Street Journal, and USA Today bestselling author of more than 18 titles, Kendall Ryan has sold more than a million ebooks and her books have been translated into several languages in countries around the world. She's a traditionally published author with Simon & Schuster and Harper Collins UK, as well as enjoying success as an independently published author. Since she first began self-publishing in 2012, she's appeared at #1 on Barnes & Noble and iBooks charts around the world. Her books have also appeared on the New York Times and USA Today bestseller list 23 times.

Visit her at: www.kendallryanbooks.com for the latest book news, and fun extras.

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