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Showing posts with label hilarious. Show all posts

Friday, January 8, 2016

Release Blitz: Excerpt, Review, and Giveaway for Innuendos by V. Kelly


This book is the perfect mixture of chemistry, passion, emotion, and heat! You're going to love this book! I promise you! There's an excerpt for a small taste of the awesomeness you can expect and a fabulous giveaway too!

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Review: Cross the Line (Boston Love #2) by Julie Johnson

Rating: ★★★★★ stars
Date of publication: November 10th, 2015
Publisher: self published
Synopis: Phoebe West has been head-over-heels in love with her brother’s best friend for as long as she can remember. 

Not that he’s bothered to notice. 

Despite several mortifying attempts at seduction and a decade’s worth of unrequited pining, nothing Phoebe does seems to make any impact on the man she’s obsessed over since her bra-stuffing days. She knows it’s time to let him go, though just the thought is nearly enough to shatter her… 

Nathaniel “Nate” Knox has only ever seen Phoebe as one thing: forbidden.

There’s a darkness in Nate, the kind you can’t avoid after years working in special forces and private security. He’s no good for anyone — especially not someone as sweet as his best friend’s little sister. He knows he can’t have her. Not ever. Even if she makes him feel things he barely recognizes... 

Some lines aren’t meant to be crossed. 

When an unforeseeable series of events sends Phoebe stumbling headfirst into danger, there’s only one man who can protect her. Though, in his quest to save her life, he may just break her heart... 


CROSS THE LINE is a full-length contemporary romance about a woman who can’t seem to walk away… and the man who’ll go to any length to keep her safe. Due to sparks flying, suspenseful moments, steamy scenes, and one sassy heroine, it is recommended to readers ages 17 and up.

Sunday, November 1, 2015

Review: Baking & Babies (Chocoholics #3) by Tara Sivec

Rating: ★★★★★ stars
Date published: October 30th, 2015
Publisher: self published
Synopsis: "I’m pregnant."

Molly Gilmore had a good life before she uttered those two stupid words. While preparing to graduate from culinary school and building up the courage to make a move on her hot, sugar-cookie-smelling pastry instructor Marco, she can't wait to finally have the GREAT life she’s always dreamed about, instead of just the good one she’s been living.

Always known as the quiet ninja, she fully intends to stay hidden in the shadows with her nut-job family, so they have no chance to embarrass her around the man she's crushed on for two years. Unfortunately, her family has other plans. When they yank her straight out of her comfort zone, she finds herself starring in the craziest train wreck she's ever witnessed.

Molly ultimately gets a more exciting life that doesn't revolve around school, but she's pretty sure the man of her dreams won't be sticking around long after her family gets ahold of him. There aren't too many guys who can handle smelling like pee, having the whole world know how he masturbates, and being forced to eat an entire bag of dicks.

Join the Chocolate Lovers and Chocoholics gang for one final story about love, baked goods, making poor life choices, and remembering how important family is—even if they drive you insane.

Mostly because it's illegal to kill them.
 

Friday, October 23, 2015

Review: Pucked Up (Pucked #2) by Helena Hunting

Rating★★★★ 3/4 stars
Date published: October 25th, 2015
Publisher: Helena Hunting
SynopsisMiller “Buck” Butterson has been banging his way through life ever since a puck to the face fixed his messed up front teeth. After five years in the NHL, deflecting goals on the ice and scoring them with puck bunnies, Miller has decided he’s ready for a girlfriend. A real, non-bunny girlfriend to take on dates, and not jump into bed with after five seconds of conversation.

Miller thinks he’s found that woman in his teammate’s sister. Except, unlike team captain and all-around nice guy Alex Waters—who happens to date his stepsister, Miller’s media reputation as a manwhore is well earned. Beyond that minor detail, Miller doesn’t know the first thing about relationships or the time and effort they require.
Miller learns—eventually—that if he wants to make Sunshine “Sunny” Waters fall for him, he’s going to have to do a whole lot more than show her his stick skills in the bedroom.

Friday, October 2, 2015

Review: The Allure of Dean Harper (Allure #2) by R.S. Grey

Rating: ★★★★★ stars
Date published: September 28th, 2015
Publisher: self published
Synopsis:From: LilyNBlack@Gmail.com
To: JosephineKeller@VogueMagazine.com
Subject: You’re a flippin’ idiot


Good morning my dear, naive friend,

I hope you’re enjoying a breakfast of regret and sorrow.

Why? 

Because you sent me to work for Dean Harper, aka a control freak in a tailor-made suit. Sure he owns the trendiest restaurants in NYC, but c'mon Jo, his ego makes Kanye West look like the Dalai Lama.

He's the type of guy that only hears the word “no” when it's followed by “don’t stop.”

Working for Dean Harper would be like selling my soul to the devil…and before you say anything, I don’t care if the devil has punch-you-in-the-gut brown eyes and an ass to match. My soul isn’t for sale.

Love,
Regretfully yours,
Lily


The Allure of Dean Harper is a full-length standalone romance with overlapping characters from The Allure of Julian Lefray. Both books can be read separately. Chronologically, The Allure of Julian Lefray happens first. 
**This book is rated 18+ for explicit sexual situations and language. Reader discretion is advised.**

Tuesday, September 8, 2015

Release Day Blitz: Excerpt and Review for Wet by Ruth Clampett

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I can't tell you how excited I am about Ruth Clampett's new book Wet! It's nothing and everything like I thought it'd be. You've got to check out this book! I've got an excerpt that will seriously grab your attention!

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Book Spotlight: Review and Giveaway for Sustained (The Legal Briefs #2) by Emma Chase


A KNIGHT IN TARNISHED ARMOR, IS STILL A KNIGHT.
 Emma Chase, whose super-sexy and smartly funny Tangled series made her a bestselling sensation, returns with the second installment of the Legal Briefs series—where high-powered attorneys compete
for the upper hand in the courtroom . . . and in the bedroom.

Friday, July 3, 2015

Review: Twisted Bond by Emma Hart

Review: ★★★★★ stars
Date published: June 11th, 2015
Publisher: self published
Synopsis:I’m an Italian-Texan woman in a family full of cops. I’m passionate and shoot before I think. You only f*ck with me if you’re stupid.

Photograph cheating spouses. Hand over the evidence. Cash my check.
That was my plan when I returned home to Holly Woods, Texas, and became a private investigator.
Finding the dead body in my dumpster? Yeah… Given the choice, I think I would have opted out of that little discovery, especially since all three of my brothers are cops. And my Italian grandmother is sure the reason I’m single is because of my job.
Of course, my connection to the victim is entirely coincidental. Until I’m hired by her husband to investigate her murder and shoved bang-smack into the path of Detective Drake Nash. My nemesis, a persistent pain in my ass, and one hell of a sexy son of a bitch.
Shame he still holds a grudge from that time I shot him in the foot twelve years ago, or we could have something. In another life.
So now all I have to do is avoid my nonna’s blind dates, try not to blackmail my brothers into giving me confidential police files, and absolutely do not point my gun at Drake Nash. Or kiss him. Or jump his bones.
All while I hunt down the killer.
Sounds totally simple—until a second body proves that sometimes things that start as coincidences don’t always end up that way…

(Twisted Bond is book one of the Holly Woods Files series and while it does not end in a cliffhanger, it is not a standalone.)

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Review: The Allure of Julian Lefray by R.S. Grey

Rating: ★★★★ 3/4 stars
Date published: June 29th, 2015
Publisher: self published
Synopsis: From: JosephineKeller@LLDesigns.com
To: LilyNBlack@gmail.com
Subject: Justin Timberlake Nudes!


Lily, you predictable perv. I knew you’d open this email faster if I tempted you with a glimpse of JT's “PP”. Well, put your pants back on and grab some bubbly because I have much better news to share.

I GOT A JOB!

As of tomorrow, I’ll be the new executive assistant at Lorena Lefray Designs. I am SO excited, but there’s one itty bitty problem: I won’t be Lorena’s assistant. I’ll be working for her older brother, Julian.

I know what you're thinking- "But Jo, what’s the problem?"

Google him. Now. He’s the man in the fitted navy suit whose face reminds you that there’s hope yet for this cruel, ugly world. Keep scrolling…Do you see those dimples? Yup. That’s the Julian Lefray I will be reporting to tomorrow morning.

Lord, help us all...

XO,
Jo
 

Monday, June 29, 2015

Release Day Blitz: The Allure of Julian Lefray by R.S. Grey



This eagerly and highly anticipated office romantic comedy is here! I can tell you it's hilarious.  I'll have my review up in the next couple of days, so keep your eye out for it! In the meantime enjoy the teasers and don't forget to one-click!

Friday, June 5, 2015

Friday, May 22, 2015

Review: Pucked by Helena Hunting

25422262Rating: ★★★★★ stars
Date published: May 3rd, 2015
Publisher: Helena Hunting
Synopsis: With a famous NHL player for a step-brother, Violet Hall is well acquainted with the playboy reputation many hockey stars come with. She’s smart enough to steer clear of those hot, well-built boys with unparalleled stamina. That is until she meets the legendary team captain—Alex Waters.

Violet isn’t interested in his pretty, beat-up face, or his rock-hard six-pack abs. But when Alex inadvertently obliterates Violet’s previous misapprehension regarding the inferior intellect of hockey players, he becomes more than just a hot body with a face to match.

In what can only be considered a complete lapse in judgment, Violet finds out just how good Alex is with the hockey stick in his pants. But what starts out as a one-night stand, quickly turns into something more. Post-night of orgasmic magic, Alex starts to call, and text, and e-mail and send extravagant—and quirky—gifts, making him difficult to ignore, and even more difficult not to like.

The problem is, the media portrays Alex as a total player, and Violet doesn’t want to be part of the game.

Saturday, May 9, 2015

Book Spotlight: Excerpt from Pucked by Helena Hunting

This excerpt is hilarious!  If the rest of the book is anything like this it has got to be fantastic! Thankfully it's already out, so you don't have to wait to find out!

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Elements of Chemistry: HEAT by Penny Reid Blog Tour- Excerpt, Review, and Giveaway

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Kaitlyn and Martin are back and there are more shenanigans! Plus the temperature goes up and they have new challenges to face! Make sure you check out the excerpt and one-click this baby.  It's so good!

Thursday, April 30, 2015

Release Day Blitz and Giveaway for The Elements of Chemistry: HEAT by Penny Reid

HeatBlitzHappy (official) release day to Penny Reid!  She's been in hiding for a good week or two and for good reason. If you haven't met Kaityln and Martin, you're missing out! Check out The Elements of Chemistry today!
  

Saturday, April 18, 2015

Blog Tour: Excerpt, Review, and Giveaway for The Consequences of Loving Colton by Rachel Van Dyken

Rachel Van Dyken writes amazing stories.  They're funny, emotional, and dramatic. The Consequences of Loving Colton is a hilarious page turner!  Read the excerpt, check out the playlist, and enter the giveaway to win a signed copy of the book!
 

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